Tuesday, August 11

I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me

hello world


My world has been all shaken up, but I know everything will be ok when I've lost a bit of weight and gone away for (another) fortnight. Is it wrong that one of my favourite things about holidays is getting away from everything? And then I miss it all, I really do.
I'll stop writing moany blogs soon :)

sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell

hello world
I am quite literally speechless.

Thursday, August 6

when the sky is full of zeros and ones

hello world

things i'll miss about spain:
1. The sun
2. Sexy, half-naked boys, in particular the Hot Scots and Converse Shirt
3. Yummy buffet desserts, I'm fat as a pig
4. The shopping
5. Frances, Jesus, Julian and Chris
6. Having someone clean my room and make my bed for me every day
7. Tax-free alcohol
8. The graffiti, I mean "street art"
9. Salty curls
10. But, most of all, MICHAL, the love of my life
things i won't miss about spain:
1. Having to pay for internet
2. Being around my fam constantly
3. Coca Light - it is NOT the same as Diet Coke
4. Pervy men
5. Having to live out of a suitcase, my clothes were all scrunched up!
6. Sunburn! :( ow
7. Fatt food - again, fat as a pig
8. Fat topless women on the beach