I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me

hello world

My world has been all shaken up, but I know everything will be ok when I've lost a bit of weight and gone away for (another) fortnight. Is it wrong that one of my favourite things about holidays is getting away from everything? And then I miss it all, I really do.
I'll stop writing moany blogs soon :)

sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell

hello world

I am quite literally speechless.

when the sky is full of zeros and ones

hello world

things i'll miss about spain:

1. The sun

2. Sexy, half-naked boys, in particular the Hot Scots and Converse Shirt

3. Yummy buffet desserts, I'm fat as a pig

4. The shopping

5. Frances, Jesus, Julian and Chris

6. Having someone clean my room and make my bed for me every day

7. Tax-free alcohol

8. The graffiti, I mean "street art"

9. Salty curls

10. But, most of all, MICHAL, the love of my life

things i won't miss about spain:

1. Having to pay for internet

2. Being around my fam constantly

3. Coca Light - it is NOT the same as Diet Coke

4. Pervy men

5. Having to live out of a suitcase, my clothes were all scrunched up!

6. Sunburn! :( ow

7. Fatt food - again, fat as a pig

8. Fat topless women on the beach